A Must Read: Hilarious Ten Commandments Of Valentine’s Day

1• Thou shalt keep thy phone on throughout the day. Carry a charger along if need be. Your REAL boo must be able to reach you at all times.

2• Thou shalt put your boo's picture up as dp (display picture) on bbm, whatsapp and Facebook from 13th February night to 15th February morning.

3• Thou shalt not forget not to come empty handed, thy must be creative with gifts ( no flowers).

4• Thou shalt not be stuck in traffic, remember to take thy bicycle in thy car boot.

5• Thou shalt not be sick; thou should take anti malaria the week before.

6• Thou shalt not menstruate on Valentine’s Day, if thou does, thou must improvise.

7• Thou shalt not give boxers and expect an I Phone 6, thou should expect a handkerchief.

8• Thou must not be broke or cashless; thou should take loan from the bank or install ATM in thy boot.

9• Thou shalt not use the L-word in vain.

10• Thou shall not invite friends, its valentine’s day not hang out with friends day.



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