Funny!!! Man Breaks His Pen*s As He Falls Off A Tree While Having Sex

An adventurous couple's treetop sex session ended in disaster when he fell from a branch and landed on his manhood.

The nature lover went out on a limb when he asked his girlfriend for a treetop sex session.

The pair - who were only on their third date - started getting busy on a branch.

But the half-naked man, known only as Erik, had to move because he was getting a splinter.

And their outdoors action ended in disaster when he lost his grip and hurtled down to earth.

Erik said: "My hands slipped and I came tumbling down. I ended up getting skinned really good and I hit the ground."

Erik didn't realise what had happened at first - it was girlfriend Salina who spotted his penis was bleeding.

She told him his "package" looked like it had "sprung a leak".
Salina said: "He was laying on the ground and there was blood all over his leg. I was concerned about his penis.

I was concerned about his well-being too but every woman wants to make sure a guy's functionable."

The pair got dressed before making their way to an American accident and emergency unit.

Erik has made a full recovery, while Salina says she now hates nature.

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