Friday, January 17, 2014

Funny:::: Joke Of The Day...

An old calabar woman boarded a bus to lagos from calabar told the driver;

"driver,if you reach Benin tell me oooo! "

The Driver nodded and then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody responded YES MA.

On the long journey to lagos, everybody slept off but this woman never blinkd. They never knew she doesn't know Benin.

Afta several hours of driving and lagos close by with Benin
about 4hrs behind, the poor woman then asked; driver, you never reach benin ni?

Ooooh!!

The driver exclaimed; madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.

The woman started crying "take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala ooo!!!"

After all said, and considering the age of the woman it was
agreed that the driver should turn back 2 Benin.

On getting 2 Benin, the driver came down,opened the door and told the woman she is in Benin.

The woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a card of
panadol, removd 2 tablets n swallowd theem wit water.

She then smiled and said, na my daughter say if I reach Benin
make I take 2 tablets of panadol. Oya make wey dey go lagos


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1 comment:

  1. old joke. lols....if I dey dat same bus, d woman must get down

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