No Kobe Bryant No Basketball As David Stern Suspends All Laker Games Until Kobe Bryant Returns

LOS ANGELES — “You ever sat down and watched a full WNBA game?

Of course not! So why would you want to watch the Lakers play without Kobe?” Said NBA Commissioner David Stern before making the announcement that he was suspending all future Los Angeles Lakers games.

Commissioner David Stern made the announcement Saturday morning that the Los Angeles Lakers would sit out the remainder of the NBA season until Kobe Bryant made his return from his Achilles injury.

“I mean what’s the most they were gonna do this season anyway? Besides lose more games.”

Said David citing that their blowout against the Los Angeles Clippers was the icing on the cake.“I’ve never seen so many white boys dunking on black boys. Shoutout to Blake Griffin”


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